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HOW AN $86 BILLION MARKET WAS BUILT BEFORE ANYONE ASKED IF IT WAS SAFE

Red Bull Has Been Legal Since 1987

Marketed To Teenagers From The Beginning

The Cardiac Event Data Existed Before The First Sponsorship Deal

The FDA Has Never Classified Energy Drinks As A Drug

Every Word Of The Above Is True

None Of It Was Hidden

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HOW THE INDUSTRY BUILT ITSELF AROUND ADOLESCENTS 🎯

Red Bull Launched In Austria In 1987 And In The United States In 1997

Its Marketing Was Not Aimed At Tired Professionals

It Was Aimed At Young Men Who Wanted To Feel Dangerous

The Tagline Was Not "Helps You Concentrate"

It Was "Gives You Wings"

The Associations Built Into The Brand Were Extreme Sports, Risk Culture, And Youth

Monster Beverage Corporation Entered The Market In 2002 With A 16 Ounce Can

That Immediately Signaled Something Different From A Coffee Cup

The Can Was Black

The Logo Was Claw Marks

The Implied Consumer Was Not A Commuter

The Branding Succeeded By Not Framing The Product As A Caffeine Delivery Mechanism

An Energy Drink Is A Lifestyle Product

It Sits In Sporting Events, Gaming Tournaments, Music Festivals, And School Vending Machines

It Is Not In The Pharmacy

It Is Not Near The Medications

It Is With The Sodas, Which Means It Is Already Coded As A Food

The 86 Billion Dollar Global Energy Drink Market Was Built On The Decision To Sell Caffeine

To People Without The Word Drug Appearing Anywhere On The Packaging

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THE CARDIAC DATA THEY HAD BEFORE THE MARKET EXISTED 💊

Caffeine Affects The Cardiovascular System

At Moderate Doses In Adults With No Underlying Conditions

This Is Generally Manageable

In Adolescents, In People With Undiagnosed Heart Conditions, And In People Consuming Multiple Cans In A Short Period

It Is Not

The FDA Received Reports Of Deaths Linked To Energy Drink Consumption Beginning In The Mid 2000s

Between 2004 And 2012, Monster Energy Drinks Were Cited In 17 Deaths

Reported Through The FDA's Adverse Event Monitoring System

The Company Disputed The Causal Link In Each Case

The American Academy Of Pediatrics Stated In 2011

That Energy Drinks Were Not Appropriate For Children Or Adolescents

The FDA Does Not Regulate Energy Drinks As Drugs

It Regulates Them As Food

Specifically As Dietary Supplements

A Category That Requires No Pre Market Safety Approval

A Pharmaceutical Company Must Prove Safety Before Sale

An Energy Drink Company Must Prove Nothing

Caffeine In A Pill Requires A Label That States The Caffeine Content And Includes Warnings

Caffeine In A 16 Ounce Can With A Claw Mark Logo Requires Neither

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THE TARGET THAT NEVER CHANGED ⚡

The Energy Drink Industry Has Consistently Sponsored High School Level Athletics

Gaming Tournaments, And Youth Oriented Music Events

Monster's Ambassador List Has Included Athletes As Young As Fifteen

The Category Of Youth Marketing In This Industry Is Not A Departure From The Strategy

It Is The Strategy

Adolescent Brains Are More Sensitive To Stimulants Than Adult Brains

The Developing Prefrontal Cortex

The Ongoing Maturation Of The Cardiovascular System

The Tendency Toward Binge Consumption Rather Than Habitual Moderation

These Are Not Factors The Industry Publishes Alongside Its Partnership Announcements

The Dependency Pattern That Starts In Adolescence Is The Longest Running Customer Relationship Possible

A Fourteen Year Old Who Develops A Caffeine Dependency Has

On A Long Enough Timeline, Sixty Years Of Consumption Ahead Of Them

The Coffeehouse Industry Understood This And Sold To Adults

The Energy Drink Industry Understood This And Targeted Younger

Nothing About This Was Accidental

The Ingredients List, The Serving Size, The Can Size

The Placement In Vending Machines On School Grounds

These Are Decisions Made In Boardrooms Where The Demographic Data Was Present

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